Quote of the day
“What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything.” -Vincent Van Gogh
Funny facts – Contemplate The Eternal Question – Why?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why don’t we ever see this headline:
Psychic Wins Lottery ?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a ‘Broker’?
Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call the airport ‘the terminal’ if flying is so safe?
Word of the day
Gregarious – tending to associate with others of one’s kind : social
Joke of the day
Some Stupid Questions & its proper Answers:
Principal : Are u chewing gum?
Student : No I m human being..!!
Wife : We are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is well cooked 🙂
Father : Shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son : No, only when I give exams 😀
Guest : Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy : No, you’ll have to walk as well.
Girl : I have changed my mind.
Boy : Thank God
Have a super fun weekend!